New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes!

"I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Gong Mountain."

Hey, always happy to meet a fan! Want me to sign that creepy picture of my head photoshopped on the body of some guy that you're hugging?

I bought the first two when they first came out, on general principle. After watching them, I decided to just rent the last two. I haven't regretted this decision.

Hey, the man's not Fallon, cut him a break!

It's happened to me several times. I can only assume they pull up my profile, then press their nose to the screen and inhale deeply as they masturbate.

So join America's favorite cartoon spy-team, and a tiny Japanese robot-wife that only Krieger can see, on FX this fall!

Maybe a few Archer movies on DVD and Netflix? Sort of like the Futurama ones, but, you know… good.

Hey, I love machetes and AK-47s as much as the next guy, but a black-on-red two-headed eagle just really pops, you know?

"There's no reason there has to be a finite list of genders."
"Wait, you just implied that there could be a near-infinite list of genders? Check your privilege, shitlord!"

"So… what are you doing here?"

Don't you know that the bird is the word?

I don't know, practicality? Common sense? English is hard enough to learn without a quintillion new pronouns.

"Synthetic humans, great guys, effective killing machines. Jessica Alba, total loser! Trying to stop the technology from being weaponized! We're gonna make killer synthetic robots great again."

Also, she's not related to him.

On a semi-related note, Albania has the coolest flag on the planet. If they ever invaded, I actually would welcome them, based on flag strength alone.

Hey, there's nothing gay about a bit of prolonged physical contact between men who spend all day playing with balls and showering together! If that's gay, then gay me up, mister!

Many leather-bound books, rich mahogany, etc.

It makes sense… Football and Nickelback are both horrible. Synergy!

Are there going to be any wardrobe malfunctions this time? Please?