It's actually a hell of a lot of fun. The type of game where you say, "Hey, I'll give it a shot", and seven straight weeks later you're still playing. Then you go do other stuff for a few months, and one day say to yourself, "Hmm, haven't played Minecraft in a bit. I'll give it an hour or two." And then 36 hours…

I've been trying to kill Stephenie Meyer for years, but she's got connections. Mormon connections.

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I feel like at some point around 2000 or 2001, the writers just shifted their focus from "funny, inspired episodes" to "funny, inspired couch gags".

I'll second this. Hell, I own that abysmal King Arthur movie solely because of Mikkelsen. He's the best thing about that film by far, despite having a relatively minor role.

I had a friend that reacted that way. The bullies seemed to be weirded out, like they thought he was a legitimate psychopath, so they left him alone. Either that or his yelling made the whole situation awkward, including for them. Bullies act like hot shit, but they're just as susceptible to awkward moments as the…

I got in a few fights, too, but what really made 'em stop was me just laughing it off. They'd make some quip about me, and I'd just sort of throw up my hands and say "Ha! Whatever, man!" and walk away. I guess I was more fun to pick on when I was either awkwardly just sitting there and stewing in anger, or trying to…

I hate puppies, but I like kittens, Moon, Duncan Jones and Paul Rudd.

If you know the name of the DC movie being mocked, press one!

No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.

Dammit! At least I get a discount so I can buy gum…

The Siege of Jadotville looks amazing. Irish UN peacekeepers fighting Belgian mercenaries in the Congo? Sign me up! (To watch the movie, I mean, not to fight the mercenaries.)

Hey, got any more words you'd like to shove into my mouth? I think there might still be some room in there.

No, J.J. Abrams, you can't reboot bands.

My god, Weird Al would be the most popular - and prolific - artist of all time!

FERNGHAZI!

If you read my original comment, you'll see that I also said that it doesn't really impact my life. Again, my whole point is that calling out someone's hypocrisy is not the same as claiming you're oppressed.

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Exactly this. We like to tell ourselves that "Oh, they just do it because they hate themselves, they have no life, etc." because it comforts us. And while it may be true for some, I think a lot of trolls are just assholes and/or blowing off steam, which is what the episode was pointing out.

What is it, then? "Alter human nature so that people aren't mean to each other"?