Trying to "prove" that God doesn't exist… what folly! Luckily, there is a God-fearing Christian student in the crowd who will turn his entire argument upside-down! 1 like = Jesus saves

Negaduck or GTFO.

Does anyone… actually watch that show? All I seem to hear about it is news releases detailing which D-list celebrity or washed-up athlete has been signed for the next season. I know a ton of people who watch trash TV, and I haven't met a single person who admitted to watching Dancing With the Stars.

Absolutely no lying for three months!

Anonymous really are scum. Anyone remember "Operation BART", where their beef with Bay Area Rapid Transit led to them releasing personal info for thousands of people not even remotely connected to BART's management, including low-level employees and customers? Bang-up job, guys.

"Trump!Rules1946: Great password, great guy. Protects your files. HClintonForward47: total loser! That password will misplace your e-mails and destroy your computer! Let's make P@ssW0rd5 great again."

Those were good times, before Guy Ritchie was hypnotized by Madonna and completely lost his mind.

So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?

And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

I heard Benjamin Bratt hangs dong.

I bought a vinyl record and they gave me a receipt for the vinyl record; I don't need a receipt for the vinyl record. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the vinyl record, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

Sorry for the convenience!

Heh, Turd Furgeson. It's a funny name.

From what I hear, it's unbreakable. Like the only good M. Night Shyamalan film!

My controversial Buffy opinion:

Season 4 is amazing. Brace yourself; season 5 goes downhill fast. Luckily, season 6 is far superior.

I didn't say zork.

Ann Coulter's got something you can't learn in school…ZAZ!
Zing, zork, kapowza, call it what you want, in any language it spells mazooma in the bank!

We could warm her cold heart with a cool island song!

I liked the version of her on The Boondocks better.