I moved away to a different hemisphere to leave my brother and mother not talking (they are co owners in a business) and my father, (also a co-owner) with his diabetic gangrene and possible early onset dementia (although that could be my mother attempting to get my father to sign away his ownership rights)

how about the knees?

has experience with dealing with shit….

You shouldn't really wait for your elder to pass over as some say. Possibly there could be gargoyles coming loose all over ones country home that could connect with his early morning perambulation.

my father in law puts passwords on everything, drives MIL up wall as well as not getting hearing aid.

probably a touch easier to get into bed with them but probably the same as getting into a lady's (or any other normal persons) head.

just about all of the women i've had sex with (10) were pretty good at oral sex (the 1 virgin wasn't for obvious reasons) but they could never do a handjob right. for some of them pounding on the pubic bone, they must have heard,, drives the guys wild

"Bring protection" the 82nd airborne?

you were buying stationary supplies in New Zealand? (tipp-ex)
http://www.priceme.co.nz/Co…

it must not have gone well if even idiotking won't share the details.

everyone knows if there is closeted arse to be had, IK skips the formalities.

you abandoned the cats!!!!!

5, 4, 3…

according to texans there are two states in america, Texas and T.a.f.t (that ain't fucking Texas)
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

impressive.

NICE? NICE? I'm storming out now.

1 Strip off clothes 2 lie on bed (or where ever) 3tell her practice makes perfect

You're thinking of Biblical Studies, not Christianity,

just be lucky nobody mentioned MeTV.

theyve discovered the porn websites.