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Otto von Schnitzelpuss
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The Fugees.  I swear to god, I'm the only person on earth who likes The Fugees.

The only avid MiniDisc user I knew was my dad.  He thought it'd be the new thing…

No, it happened, and everyone should know my failure.  But thank you for teaching me and thus ensuring this will never happen again.

I thought Captain America was okay.  It was the movie I expected, anyway.

Oh shit, I accidentally liked this when I meant to reply. I fail at internet.

Neil Patrick Harris in an episode of OZ would be my little slice of heaven.

I'm sorry, but I must defend Hot Rod.  I like The Lonely Island and I liked that movie.  Especially the shot-for-shot homage to Kevin Bacon's angry dancing scene in Footloose.

I believe "brown tiger" is opium.

So does that mean you enjoyed Dune the movie more than Dune the book?  Cause if that's the case, I'm gonna have to go ahead and violently disagree with you.

…I have to return some videotapes.

I have a soft spot in my heart for Justin Timberlake born entirely from the lip-syncing scene in Southland Tales.  I can admit that now.

I was really hoping this would be good because I love Cillian Murphy AND dystopian anything.

I like to bring up Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.  I seriously can't get over it.  Ever.

"We've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes, and all that we have learned is that one in ten doesn't really seem to mind. "

"I realized at that time that I was born of two fathers: Elias…and megaweapon."

I hate Full House except for the episode where DJ was anorexic. That shit was hilarious.

Is it weird that when you said "for a period" I assumed you meant menstrual blood?

Prescient, ecology-minded messiahs - IN SPACE! (Dune)

I didn't know janky
was a word.