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Absolutely! Candidates from public office don't start by saying "I'm a dog person" or "I'm a GIants fan", but by saying "God told me to run for office, and that I can cure gayness through prayer". They're consciously using religion to divide people, because the calculated risk of alienating some areas of society is

My favorite critique of religion is Mrs. Carmody from "The Mist", where reasonable people slowly come to fervently believe this obvious nutjob because they're met with unexplainable circumstances, and suddenly the idea of needing a human sacrifice goes from being crazy to silly to reasonable to absolutely necessary.

so wait, I add my death rate to my genocide rate? and then divide by emotional depth? What if it's zero?

Finally! A dead alive reference! I remember when we saw this in high school, we used to riff on this line all the time. "I kick Butt for Buddah!" "I murder for Mohammed! *praise his holy name**!

casting, go: Christmas past- Joe Peschi (already a swarf)
                     Christmas present- Ray Liotta (creepy smile)
                     Christmas future- Paul Sorvino (already dead?)

I thought his cameo in Stardust as a gay pirate showed he could still poke fun at himself.

Man, Gerard Butler lives the dream. He's clearly a smart guy, he's gotta be talented if he was juggling a band while in law school, he's not doing too shabby financially, and I don't know ANY women who don't swoon over him. Say what you want about the movies, the shooting of 300 probably would've killed me. He's in my

oooh, me next! Whitney on…the unemployment line!  No? Whitney on… Chelsea Handler's shit list! How bout Whitney on….Weekend Update! (-only applies to A. Whitney Brown)

my favorite part is F. Murray Abraham's racial profiling.

this takes on an extra layer of creepiness when you remember they're brother and sister.

Go Legal professionals, SCSFA! I clerk family court, and reading this is infinitely better than listening to two people complain over how the husband still owes the wife $51 in child support from 2004.

That probably could've used an exclamation mark. C'mon Craig! Punch the keys!

Maybe he drew the line at teaching slaves how to drink their own urine?

"Burning on the Bowery" was a fantastic single that I couldn't find anywhere! I like this sound, and you're right, they should have been at the very least shoehorned into Gray's Anatomy or similar vehicle.

As I sit here, drinking my coffee and wearing the underwear of my chosing, I look up at an American flag and recall my last birthday (which i totally celebrated) when I said "Jesus H. Upjumped Christ, it's good to be not mormon"!

Nothing, nothing has ever made me laugh every single time i say it like "Stead as a rock." "Yeah, but I shoot with this hand." course, that might be cause I've always got the DTs.

alluring?

The Orifice.

This whole board makes me miss George Carlin.

roomate: "Lobo, you left your indigo girls CD in the car stereo!"
Lobo: Frag off, you Fraggin Bastich!" *hook through the skull*