Oh, reality!
You're always so much more absurd than anything the mind can muster.

Crack that whip!
Give the past the slip.

To celebrate
I'm making a coconut bong.

I will motivate you, Pyle, if it shortdicks every cannibal on the Congo!

Er…
Them?

Dorian Mode's right there with you.

Really. You should be put up against the wonderwall for that.

The hell with Piranha 3-D
Where's Barracuda 3-D? Now there's goddamn cinematic gold.

Panopticon really knocked me out. It was one of those CD's that got played so much I had to make a conscious decision to remove it from the car. Same thing happened with Arctic Monkey's first album and Film School's self-titled CD.

I'm going to
DVD-set the shit out of this.

Jeez
I'm not kidding around here: I really didn't know that "Scrubs" was still on. I think I'm losing touch with sitcoms that use WHOOSH! sounds in their cutaways.

Love overload
Simple Minds' "New Gold Dream", Cocteau Twins, Boards of Canada, We Were Promised Jet Packs . . . aye, ye gods!

Well . . .
at least he's prolific. The fans that can't tell the difference between his good novels and his bad ones - nor really care - must love how many books spill out of him.

Joey for Anthrax.
John for Armored Saint. Can you deliver?

No, someone younger, hotter, more lesbian.

Anthrax better be involved with this remake. Efilgnikcufecin!

S Club 7
The usual bubblegum shit, but that brunette girl was crazy beautiful by golly.

Hmmm
Talk about stabbing yourself in the neck.

Not surprisingly
"Souvlaki" by Slowdive.

Worst film-maker ever
"Transgressive" my ass.