Graham Masterson
Wrote some weird but oddly intriguing horror novels, including "The Wells of Hell". Along with James Herbert, one of my favourite underappreciated horror writers of the 70's and 80's.

Dis is jor lucky day, mang.

Caligula
That's all

John Irving
Even his wretched "The Fourth Hand". Christ.
Also Hunter S. Thompson and Film School.
Surprisingly, most but not all Slowdive.

Aren't double posts frustrating?

Fuck this hipster mustache - especially waxed mustache - trend. Oh, and fuck the beardo craze while we're at it. The hell with your goatees too! Soul patches? Grhghhahh!!
And so forth.

I had no goddamned idea how long that was when I started reading it. Made it halfway through, before I had enough of the "Andrew Dice Clay with a pinky ring" stuff. Must be non-abridged or some shit.

Yeah, man-in-the-moon-man, you got your Dick right.

"And . . .
. . . terminate the colonel's command."

That's okay. We understand. You're a moron.

"It's Deirdre."

I get it. But come on . . .

Jeez!

Yarrgh
I was a huge Spenser fan when I was a teenager. The "literary" titles of the Spenser novels appealed to me as a pseudo-egghead and the idea of Spenser's personal code made me develop my own, easily abandoned. Hawk ruled.

Hmmm. That beats my memory of listening to their first album in the mid-70's while my mom smoked Panama Red and macramed an owl for the living room wall.

Great Canadian Musician
"We'll Kiss and Say Goodbye"

Soy Bomb? I don't know, but I hope he keeps in touch with Dylan.

Never got into this band
And I think it has something with having to eat a piece of jellied eel pie when I was a kid.

Let the Monty Python quote fest begin!!!
I'll go first: "Fuck off, I'm full."

The hell with the bat - death by a series of high kicks and Whooooooo!'s