The Smiths
I'd choose "I Know It's Over" for the lyrics "Oh, mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head", which are just the start of a real self-loathing bummer.

Nice plum smugglers, Donny.

Please remake "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things" or "I Spit On Your Grave", Rob.

Nice, Doc.

Per se? No, no.

Ooops!
Of course, Mets fans love Bill Buckner's mustache . . .

In movie trailers . . .
That "jumping needle on the record" sound to signify something shocking or surprising. Enough already.

Oy!
Did someone have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Damn straight, ba. Loved it.
Haven't read a single "'Arry Potter".
I have "The Magicians" on order at the moment. Sounds like a good romp.
That's all for now.
I thank you.

See? More shame on the "your".
What a site . . .

No, "P"T, it just compounds the shame. I'm sure your familiar with that.

Oh, bascule, you've caused me much shame. I have the same friggin' button cover doohickey as the Buse!

And looking up Gary Busey
Just confuses the shit out of your hard drive or makes it uncomfortable and vaguely threatened.

Ah, what the hell
Their first album - along with some of the other tunes from that era (ex: Who the Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?) - is still brilliant, innit?

Tom Cruise as the gung-ho-ist guy there, I believe.

Best insult: "Suburbanite."

Whatever school was in
The Class of '84
"What's the matter with you?"
"What's the matter with me? What's the matter with matter?"

Or Fastway.

Or quickly.

Yeah, so what?