The "Fuck the Police" Muppet mashup is still my favorite. It's almost as good as the Barney the Dinosaur/"Hit 'Em Up" one.

Linus won't even look at Franklin.

Also "Twisting" for Pizza Hut before they realized it was about someone fantasizing about someone else being hanged.

Who? Bah stank?

I'm assuming Donald Duck got off the hook because he's in a relationship with a female duck despite (or as the cause of) his chronic pantlessness.

They may be Pink, but their money's green.

The best use of "shithead" for me was Steve Martin's dog in The Jerk.

I'm sure you've noticed by now that the A.V. Club deliberately hasn't reviewed a single Family Guy episode yet this season, with the exception of "The Simpsons Guy," which didn't even receive its own separate article.

To be honest, I never dreamed that one MacFarlane show would be able to say "shit" before the other.

The title track of "Darklands" is up there with "Head On" and "Just Like Honey."

Ah, back when guns made the sound "wubba wubba wubba."

Except that Christgau gave Trout Mask Replica a B+ despite its "shittiness."

"Very great played at high volume when you're feeling shitty, because you'll never feel as shitty as this record." -Robert Christgau

"The old fart was smart."

Punch the keys, for God's sake!

I thought he thought he was dumb for spraypainting "ain't got no how whatchamacallit" when he could have spraypainted "God is gay."

Kurt Cobain invented YouTube Poop before Rocko's Modern Life did.

Bottles of Yourself Cola are actually filled with soy sauce.

Also Broken Hearts Are For Assholes and Flakes.

"Then take the next two hours wondering what you’ve done with your life that’s this impressive."
Sorry, but I already figured it out in a mere second. I've done nothing that's this impressive.