It was an EP in the same sense that Guns N' Roses' "GN'R Lies" was a full-length album.

Ohhhh, discount bwick.

Come on down to Discount Alligator. Have we got the prices for you.

This good cause is good…'cause!

The Queen is not dead, I feel so great that the Queen is not dead.

Isn't that for automotive use only?

Well, they did get their name from an episode of Sesame Street where Ernie used the term "green day" which their stoner selves "had a blast" misinterpreting, so you're not too far off.

I went to a whore, he said your life's a bore.

You hipster "burnouts" might be "having a blast" telling this band to "fuck off and die," but "in the end" you're just a bunch of "chumps" who need to "come clean" by getting back to your "sassafrass roots." "Emenius Sleepus."

Truth be told, I actually prefer Green Day/Devo side project The Network's "Right Hand-A-Rama" when it comes to jerkoff anthems.

Am I going blind or is it just a myth?

I went to your house
But no one was there
I went in your room
(sobbing) I was all by myself

Dolph Shapiro instead of Dolph Starbeam, Janey Jackson instead of Janey Powell, Wendell Queasley instead of Wendell Borton… end this madness!

"God, I love walking in the hall!" might be the most realistic dialogue I've heard in a Family Guy episode to date.

Wait, so not only is Rufus Wainwright not black, but he's gay too? This is like Epiphany Day for me or something.

That's bupkis.

Homestar Runner?

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I'd rather be dead
I'd rather be dead
I'd rather be dead
Than wet my bed.

Jewish clowns at that.