"It was a million to one shot, doc, a million to one."

The fact that you know her name isn't "Midge" won't hurt either.

"Shakes the Clown is the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies." -The Boston Globe

The more casually they treat Jack's Krampusness, the better.

This story about penis-fencing bonobos I wrote when I was 12 should clear things up:
http://popeyesquirm.com/201…

As if her voice wasn't bad enough. It's like what people who can't stand Marge Simpson claim she supposedly sounds like.

The overuse of Vinny gags over the past two episodes was the 37th thing that made me suspicious about Brian's return.

He's also me.

Something something Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wait, are you referring to this guy? http://answers.yahoo.com/qu…

I got more of a Groundhog Day vibe from "Christmas Everyday!" except that everyone was affected by the time paradox that one spoiled little 10-year old created. True story: they actually greenlighted a FOP episode called "Finding Emo" where Timmy wishes to be "emo." I guess we're at a point where FOP fanfic writers…

According to Hey Arnold! creator Craig Bartlett, Arnold's city is equally inspired by Seattle and Portland.

You also realize how shallow some of the non-innocent little cartoons were. Well, maybe not you, judging from your username and avatar.

This is especially true considering Nickelodeon has an official rule that no religions besides Judaism can be mentioned by name. Linus' speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas would be censored if the special was produced by Nickelodeon today.

That's Smash Adams and Race Canyon to you.

Did Bob Camp write this article?

Get your baggy trousers out of our house of fun!

Have we got a video?

Nobody ever listens to me. I'm like a Leonard Cohen record.

Up Scumbag! Up Scumbag! See you, teddy bear! Come here!