"Is your new bride a nyeeerd?"
"I don't know…kinda. She's into herbal tea."

Am I the only one who prefers Vitalogy to Vs.?

I prefer Ol' 97's cover of "El Paso." It goes nicely with the Meat Puppets' cover of "El Paso City."

I've been here since February with increasingly frequent posts.

I wish Machete was my uncle.

The 27-minute long version of "Helter Skelter" or GTFO. If it came between that and "Carnival of Light," I'd side with George, who dismissed the composition as "avant-garde a clue."

If I were a kid, I'd want Machete to be my uncle.

The 27-minute long version of "Helter Skelter" or GTFO. If it came between that and "Carnival of Light," I'd have to side with George's dismissal of his track as "avant-garde a clue."

The 27-minute long version of "Helter Skelter" or GTFO. If it came between that and "Carnival of Light," I'd have to side with George's dismissal of his track as "avant-garde a clue."

"The coast is toast!"

Based on past experiences, I believe I am the aforementioned plump kid from that song!

"It's a lion!"

You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking
me that. You know… 'cause I'm gonna hit you…and you'll need the ice
cream to… stop the swelling.

Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water.

(Larry Palaroncini voice) "WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!"

I still wonder what that "Kewpie Dan" easter egg/inside joke was all about.

"Legitimate business!"

"The stupidity of somebody's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head."

"Hey Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out, leading cheers?"
"I think there are some foots, and perchance a…balls?"

Email's awesome, email's weird, email's awesome and email's weird, and I'll never forget the way it was, GIRL!