"And we deleted the ear-piercing shriek that started an urban legend that the Ohio Players killed a woman in the studio!"

One time a hipster told me that all music could be separated into two groups: pre-"Blue Album" and post-"Blue Album." Thanks for debunking that theory.

His name is Craterface.

You should take comfort in the thought that you aren't old enough to immediately think of the Bonzo Dog Band's song from Magical Mystery Tour whenever someone mentions Death Cab for Cutie.

I guess that's appropriate because Chaplin and Zoidberg both have eaten a shoe on at least one occasion.

Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

I never cared for how they combined The Parrot Sketch and The Lumberjack Song in this.

Bunsenburner Cunningsnatch

Do the Bonzos dislike that song? I've noticed it's not on any of their best-of compilations despite it being arguably their best known song after "I'm the Urban Spaceman."

"Well… well… Nancy and I… economics… well… rap music… jellybeans… well… we… probably had a… pet…"

"Well… well… Oliver Cromwell…"

Who else is going to see him at FYF Fest tomorrow?

I still think Cake's cover is the best.

"Homecoming" is better than "Jesus of Suburbia" IMHO. Also, fuck WMG.

I had two "Vote for Pedro" shirts (one of which was apparently a bootleg), a Preston High School gym shirt with Napoleon's name pre-written on it, and a "You Gonna Eat Those Tots" shirt.

The gag with Quagmire being popular in France was pretty obviously a parody of Jerry Lewis' supposed popularity with French people, down to the Nutty Professor costume. I don't know where you got Mr. Bean from.

I'm surprised and relieved that Mort Goldman only really had a background role in the trial. No Jew jokes this week, for once.

I actually had a cassette of Irish dinosaur songs like that one when I was a kid. The artist was apparently Brian Donnegan and His Funky Fossil Band.

Tracy Flannigan (the mother of Brian's son) was actually the one absent in the bed, but I'm not complaining.

I actually saw McVicker in a promo for the revival.