I don't get it. Both sequels are fine. Not great, but far from unwatchable.

Whoa!! Look at that. Buster's got something to say!

Trick'r'Treat is one of the most ambitious, most well written, and well executed films in modern horror. The fact that it has toiled in obscurity to the degree it has is pretty annoying. So, the fact that it might get a re-up is pretty astounding, to say the least.

Holy shit. My Rowsdower has come for me.

Nicolas Bro's face is just silly. I can take everyone else seriously, to some degree. I just… I don't know what to think.

"You're always allowed to be better."

Ralph Macchio is incr-wait for it… and I hope you're hungry, 'cause the next part is EDIBLE!!!!

Her character is awful, but I really think it is the writing. First of all, she's just allowed to enact "Aldrin justice" whenever she feels it fits HER moral code, not when it makes any real sense. Really. It's the writing that continually paints her to be so insufferable. She was very much a grinch, and Ted was right…

You're right. If you're not going to use homophobia to belittle a celebrity, then why bother with that shit?

This is the good timeline.

This finale was everything, and a little extra.

This shall be incredible.

Hey guys, I have this really original idea.

I'll never fully understand how people can think art has to owe them anything, even if it's a frustrating television series. But seriously, how do people get worked up about plausibility when it comes to Lost? This is a show where polar bears lived in the jungle. The island were these people crash just happens to have…

"Conflict Resolution" is admittedly kind of average, UNTIL it gets to Dwight and Jim's mediation. That right there is probably one of the greatest comedy scenes of all time.

This episode serves as a good place for Flynn's spinoff about breakfast to start. It also works for Holly's spinoff, "Hollyday Inn," in which a firehouse is turned upside down by the wwwwhacky shenanigans of that troublemaking, yet totally adorable Holly White.

Asian investors? Ironic racism? Father-son relationships?

It's going to end up with Walt and Jesse running away to Brokeback Mountain. That's how the series ends. And, when they open their tent flaps, light will pour out, and Hurley will be all like, "Dude…" And then Newhart wakes up, and it's all a dream.

Look for the mixtape online next month.

Those last few minutes were longer, and more heart-wrenching than the sixty-six episodes and forty minutes that preceded them.