As Arthur Fonzarelli might say, "Aaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, when you have some relevance left, asking top dollar to perform a reverse cowgirl with Sly Stallone seams reasonable to me. 

I try to balance out my 70's soft core titty movies like The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine with a doc or indie or foreign flick (although I guess to be technical, The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine IS a foreign flick), but I do wonder about the spreadsheet that shows I only watch those Sinful Nuns for ten minutes at a…

Somewhere in here there is a joke to be made about being married to David Cross and being a lesbian, but darned if I can find it.

She'd make a good daytime hooker.

I'm not surprised Sam ended up with Alcide. A surprising gay romance was bound to come down the pike eventually. Having not read the books, I wonder how early she started telegraphing that love story.  Ditto for Eric and Tara. They were always like two little kids hating on each other because they loved each other.

That's fair.  I just find a lot of his staging and camera work breathtaking. He really knows how to employ CGI well, too.  He ruins it all with nonsense, or by going too far over the top in an action sequence, and he's probably getting worse as he has fewer restraints on him, but a lot of the stuff in his films is…

All box office record discussions are meaningless. Unless you are using tickets sold or adjusting for inflation, or some combination of both, then you are just jerking off.

They will have the baby, get married, and then move to Eagleton.

The comics are pretty good, but they wouldn't make a good movie. A Buffy movie could not support a 250 million dollar budget, which is what it would likely take to make the Season 8 story.  But it's a really good story. It's far better, in fact, than the 7th season of the television show.

I agree with you that it's more Emmerich than Bay, but I cannot agree that Bay doesn't know how to use a camera.  The guy is a hack when it comes to story and characters, but he's a masterful cinematographer. What makes Bay such a punching bag for me is that he could be making some of the greatest action movies of all…

Yeah, I actually thought Big Trouble was brilliant and far better than any Indiana Jones movie. It's story, plot, dialogue, and characters where wholly unique and hilarious. The problem with Pacific Rim is that while its accoutrements may be lifted from any number of Asian sources, it's story, plot, dialogue, and…

Yeah, Del Toro is pretty good.  But I have yet to see him make an English language movie that is better than okay.  Hell Boy was probably his best, and it was merely a cut and a half above average, but it certainly does not rise above its genre.  Hell Boy II was a terrible disappointment, and nothing he's done has…

Homages can be great. Every Quentin T. movie is chock-a-block with homages.  A piece of shit that throws in references to other better movies doesn't get any breaks from me, however.  Make a great movie and you can throw in all the bits and pieces and allusions you want.  Make a retread of Transformers and all the…

Agreed.  But that's what I love about it.  I love MOLaM, and I love Cullum and Bakula. I'd have been happy if that had been the whole hour.

That's right.  I forgot about that. 

Well, it's not directly based on a video game or  toy, but is is indirectly based on EVERY video game and toy movie ever made. It's utterly devoid of originality and seems made via committee based on a marathon session of all of Michael Bay's and Roland Emmerich's movies being shown on a loop.

One of the few shows I loved as a kid that really holds up. My favorite was Season 2, Episode 10, Catch a Falling Star, in which Sam leaps into the body of the understudy for a fading musical theater star played by John Cullum (Hollis from Northern Exposure).  While I cannot swear the episode was any greater than any…

At what point are you too old to play a high school student? I know Aubrey Plaza looks young for her age, but her age is 47.

They already made the Pualie's robot's spawn movie.  It was called Battlestar Galactica.