It seems as if anything Goyer has ever written that is actually considered to be any good comes replete with tails of how the script was a mess that was eventually rewritten extensively by X, with X standing for anyone from whomever else gets a credit on the movie to a famous uncredited script doctor.  It's baffling…

I sort of think Gillian Anderson's character already knows exactly who Hannibal is, and that maybe she gets a perverse thrill out of treating a psychopathic killer.  Certainly she has alluded toward understanding that Hannibal is a psychopath, although it's never been exactly made clear if she understands he is acting…

Certainly Fisher Stevens performance makes a convincing argument to bring back blackface.

Okay, that may beat me.  At least they were two great movies.  For a minute I thought you meant Short Circuit and Schindler's List.  Johnny 5 is alive.

Works for me.

I once went to see her in concert at a theater in Cleveland (cannot even remember why—-probably for a girl I was dating), and it was one of the most enjoyable evenings I ever had.  She can sing her tits off, which is no small accomplishment, but I think we all knew that.  But otherwise she was just so damn fun.  Her…

Okay, that's not bad.  But at least they had in common being two art films despite being highly entertaining. No one may program them together, but I'm not sure they are as bizarrely disparate as EMPIRE and 9 to 5.

I was 12 or 13 when this movie came out, and it was playing right next to EMPIRE STRIKES BACK at the local shopping mall movie theater.  I would get dropped off in the morning, and then picked up in the evening, and I would spend all day at that theater hopping back and forth between the two movies (and occasionally…

He'd have to be to watch Wicked Moms and Revolution.  Fortunately, because he was loaded he would not be able to remember.

Yeah, but it this show actually worse than Revolution?

Fortunately some nerds know how to shoot back.

You just had to pick two names that would get me to tune into the premier, didn't you?

I cannot argue with this.  When the show wasn't sucking, it was blowing.

Kill Mrs. Norris and skin her before his eyes.

They also unveiled their new company motto:

You didn't have the "energy"? I see what you did there.  You need to get to Level 12 and power yourself back up.

Yeah, so what if it sucks?  Just enjoy it sucking. C'mon, man, why keep doing your job? Just give everything an "A" and move along. Don't you know these reviews are for the six people who love the show, not the multitudes who wish it were any good?

They have implied before that future writing would be really bad?  Honestly, they set the table for themselves to be able to make the show even worse?

Undercovers was awful, as was Alcatraz and now Revolution. His first Star Trek was decent, but it gets worse every time I catch part of it on TV, and his second Star Trek was truly terrible. Super 8 had a great opening 20 minutes, and then was awful from the ridiculous train crash on. MI:3 I only saw once, but I found…

I really want to watch the show that's nothing but people calling a guy fat. Man, that never gets old. It's funnier every time I hear it.  See, he's carrying around more weight than someone his height should. Get it? I hope S2 has a lot more of that. Maybe just a season long sword fight that the fat guy watches, and…