He smack Ryan Lochte with his poo.
Then he'd use his testes to make a stew.
That's what Brain Boitano…
That's what Brain Boitano…
Would do.

You really don't want them to put more time and effort into a Vikings review than they would into a WWRLD review?

I  was 2 years old when this released, and it was many years before I realized it wasn't called Baby, I'm Amazed.

I know this will sound like snark, but it all comes down to one thing: make good shows.  The level of shit to shinola on network TV keeps growing, and that is their #1 problem.  You said it early, people are watching more TV, but they are watching less network TV.  Only two reasons for that: 1, because they have a…

Sounds bad, but it also sounds a lot like A View to a Kill.

Close enough for government work

Also, a bath scene with Jaime Murray and Darla would be fine.  Anything to keep Darla from having to talk a lot.  Gotta keep her mouth occupied.

I thought it was good enough to check out the next couple, which is more praise than I have heaped on most shows the past few years.  It's going to need to get better to keep me past that, but it had some good stuff.  I liked the opening scene quite a bit, and most of the stuff with Richard Burton and his alien gal…

Ahh man, Elector was like a two bit hood even after he got the powers.  Who wants this bizarr-o Navi electro?  Looks worse than The Lizard did.

Man, that picture.  The hair; the shoulder pads; it all just screams 80's, or so says the Doctor.

Man, that picture.  The hair; the shoulder pads; it all just screams 80's, or so says the Doctor.

How long before Cruise is Roger Moore in A View To A Kill, shuffling along in support shoes and epaulets, thinking he's still cool?

As long as Mouse Rat is scoring the movie, I'm in.  I want to hear the BYE BYE LIL SEBASTIAN remix on that soundtrack.

So, lesbians, great.  Bloody lesbians, not so great.  Maggoty lesbians, definitely not great.

Well… he's Bootstrap Bill, now isn't he?

Yeah, really.  I mean really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really.

What I don't get is that she doesn't understand that posting her age was to her benefit, because I saw that picture of her and thought, "52, easily."

I don't spend much time on Facebook, and I don't usually feel comfortable liking someone's death notice. But if anyone would appreciate people liking the announcement of his death, I would imagine it would be Jonathan Winters.

In 30 or 40 years, all the slow invading cubes that start being found in ponds and along the sides of railroad tracks are really going to fuck with people's heads.  The one that plays the Chicken Dance especially.

Start with this clip and skip directly to six minutes in.  If it doesn't make you want to see Ishtar, then honest and popular don't go hand in hand.