Man, this well made middle brow film was in no way snubbed.  Yeah, it's good, but it's only good.  The idea that Affleck got hosed makes little sense, but all the awards this thing is picking up now makes no sense at all.  The idea that The Master or Django or Lincoln are sitting at home while Argo gets all this love…

I'm startin' to feel a little bit like an outsider here.

A pox on your house, sir.

Here's to the Army and Navy, and to the battles they have won.

It just won't be the same without the dead horses.

I guess I can believe it.  But I put a lot of thought into declaring #4 the worst movie ever made. There was a combination of factors that I don't see present for #5, including the time, money, cast, and ability needed to make another great Die Hard movie, combined with the fact that the series to that point had been…

I'm going to get that out real soon.  Until then just google Schmoker Sense, which I update every half a year whether it needs it or not.

I always thought Unbreakable was the best super hero origin story ever done. Instead of dispensing with it as perfunctory in the first 15 minutes, it tells a true origin story as a full and defining experience in a man's life.  I also feel it was the first of the "realistic" super hero movies, kicking off the wave…

I really don't hate watch much. I wish I did more, because the one time I truly hate watched to the end was The Event, and I really enjoyed it.  But mostly bad shows inspire such sadness in me (and boredom) that I can't keep watching.  And I am pretty good at just dumping them quickly, as I did with FF and V, but for…

Isn't anyone else impressed that Lil Wayne even knows who Emmett Till is?

I'd bang all four of 'em.

Okay, I cry uncle.  I have never seen Aquanoids.  Did it star Sen. Rubio?

As with Manos and MST3K, at least Reindeer Games was bad enough in such a way as to make for a really funny How Did This Get Made.  I suspect if they ever tried to do Die Hard 4, it would just be ten minutes of silence before Paul Scheer kills himself.

Bingo!

Whoa, The Room was The Magnificent Ambersons compared to Die Hard 4.

How about "Absolute zero (on the Kelvin scale no less) is V"?

Yeah, Honey Boo Boo makes me sad to be a human being, alive and free on the Earth, while The Event only made me sad that I could see and hear.  But the difference is that Honey Boo Boo only requires turning on a camera and allowing the lowest common denominator to be themselves (sort of), while The Event required…

Not sure.  Haven't seen it.  But V was so awful that it could not be watched even for a hate-watching good time, lest you take the chance of your eyeballs spontaneously bleeding. The Event, on the other hand, was so awful that I could not stop watching it just because my jaw stayed perpetually dropped because of the…

Worst of the bunch?  I find that hard to believe, considering that Die Hard 4 was hands down the single worst film ever made.

So on the Train Wreck Television That You Can't Look Away From Scale, where does this show rate if 0 is V, 5 is Flash Forward, and 10 is The Event?