True. Do a YouTube search for "DJ Baby Chino" if you don't believe it. Richest, lamest, talentlessest waste of fucking DNA since Rebecca Black.

And working at American Apparel in BoCoCa in another fifteen! BOOM!

I'd be interested to know how you beatmatch if you can't count to four.

OK, so I may not be the first to ask, but level with me, HDB: are you Adam Goldberg? You can just tell me, I won't blab.

It's not bad, but it sounds less bargainous than $500 an hour for anything sounds ridiculous.

Fuuuck. Not only do you "know through experience" that if you buy a thing that costs less than you expected then not only is it your fault when it turns out to be less than you expected, but you go online to defend the people who conned you?

Annoyingly segmented… they shoulda called it Orange.

Nope. Dracula is 10th; Holmes used to be top but is now 8th. (Santa is the most played character ever). Check it: http://answermethis.wordpre….

The Baker Street Regulars

Eh, they should put a shrek in it.

I think your mom wants me to play with her because she keeps pawing my lap top every 15 seconds.

AV CLUB ENTRANCE EXAM
Multiple choice section

Syria? I hardly know her!

I am the one who thinks that "I am the one who" has already reached the level of cultural saturation of "It is a truth universally acknowledged."

An instructional video on how to make guacamole that I could watch all day: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Good guess - I'm British. Over here it's like that Surfin' Bird episode of Family Guy.

To be fair, the Macarena was shit the first time we heard it. But after a day and a half I'd heard Get Lucky about 40 times, which is a lifetime's fill for me. It's like living with a small child who owns one record to call their own and just wants to play it over and over again (yes I'm old).

Please elaborate.

wtf is mental breakdown lol

To that I would add "just came out of the fridge, which is probably set too cold to begin with". Few sides are pleasant to eat at, like, 1°C.