See, that question makes me want to talk myself out of my earlier argument. Maybe Parker is Pi's godlessness - the killer survival instinct that makes a vegetarian beat turtles to death and drink their blood. Once he finds himself in the lifeboat, he calls to Parker and brings him aboard, before being horrified with…

Too slow: It was the first comment on this forum, 3 days ago.

Gay guys watch for the cocks, straight girls watch for the buns.

Are you trying to act shitty in the midst of the calm and the witty?

I involuntarily read that in Alan Rickman's voice and died laughing.

Jesus ballbags. I haven't been coming here for a while and I thought we buried that guy like 18 months ago. wtf is doggedness lol indeed.

Move to Toronto, @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus. It's like New York but without all the stuff.

No, but http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I swear to Chekov I'll cock your clock off.

Um. You get how this comment board works, right?

Another like for What the Whatermelon. (You almost didn't get it for beating me to By The Hammer of Thorberry.)

You can call it the French Canadian Kiss! Boom!

Beaten to it. Racist.

I wouldn't mind the picture per se; it would be the worry that she'd filled it with her farts.

Oh please tell me that's a joke.

SENOR FLURRY. How has no-one posted this already?

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus Someone just made iPads more middle-class? Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

The whole selling point of Glee covers is that they are by the kids from Glee. So much though I would love to rustle Fox's jimmies (almost as much as I like the sound of that phrase), re-covering their covers takes nothing away from them.

Catch you later, 30s. And watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg!

Can someone explain WTF is up at 0:22 in this video? I do not remember this scene. And where is that third hand coming from?