My favourite part of The Terminal is that wicked-wizard manager who decides, for no discernible reason, to devote his entire life to oppressing Tom Hanks. Dude actually takes on a new employee to stop our hero eating burgers. That must have only cost, like, $50k.

My favourite part of The Terminal is that wicked-wizard manager who decides, for no discernible reason, to devote his entire life to oppressing Tom Hanks. Dude actually takes on a new employee to stop our hero eating burgers. That must have only cost, like, $50k.

I still maintain that Hook is better than AI and Minority Report put together. Fuck, those sucked.

I still maintain that Hook is better than AI and Minority Report put together. Fuck, those sucked.

GUYS. It doesn't matter who was, or is, more popular. The issue was which of them was an icon. Shania Twain has sold more records than nearly anybody in history, and she's still no closer to being an icon.

Wow. Someone actually just took the time to explain what government is. Apparently it's like a king. Glad we sorted that out.

I'm not sure how the guy still gets work, but I have a feeling Mel Gibson may have helped him.

Sorry Arsenio, but the entire female cosmetics and fashion industries are predicated exclusively on the opinions of straight women and gay men. Get used to it.

I THINK IT'S JUST THAT SINCE THE RISE OF SOCIAL NETWORKING, PEOPLE ARE MORE ATTENTION-SEEKING THESE DAYS.

I think we're all studiously skirting around the worst part, which is that it looks like a goddamn sanitary towel. There, I said it.

Oh, that's nice. That sort of thing is how Eno ended up pretty much inventing ambient in the first place.

I know it's Rifftrax's joke, but totally worth repeating: why does it matter if a eunuch owns it?

All I want to know is how it's different from a harmonica. I am genuinely confused now.

Go 'way. Havin' it my way.

I dunno, Archer would probably still go watch it.

… who appears as a character in said film for absolutely no good reason.

Not that terrible, but it would be nice if any of it stood up on its own, rather than having to compile a Greatest Hits to make anyone want to listen to it.

Hm. Tolerability Index time: in what order do Linkin Park and Simply Red appear on the "total shit" scale?

Never listened to it all the way through, but it doesn't really live up to its reputation as the most unlistenable record ever. It's certainly an easier listen than Autechre's bad days.

Yeah, that's right, encourage Rabin to talk about himself some more.