Probably the usual way.

Don't know the song, but that did remind me awfully of what has to be one of the best song titles ever: Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died

That song upsets me more and more as I get older. So it must be doing something right.

But not as much as they love posts that have the word Dawes in them. Judging by my learned colleague a couple of inches up, that currently gets you 12 Likes. And if you make a Dawes reference that actually makes sense as a joke then the internet ends.

It's like MUGEN for films!

Butterflies. I would totally watch that in 3D.

Can Keanu Reeves play Hans? It's kind of what I imagine his dynamic with directors is like anyway.

Ed Rising (with obligatory horse dick joke built in)

You're Thor?

So YOU'RE the one who requests the porn remakes of sitcoms!

But hey, they have to find something for Jason Lee to do.

A Perfectly Normal Beast?

Urgh… omg… is that an actual quote? Delivered by a grown man on film? Criminy.

Kinds sounded like she'd already checked out of the interview and couldn't be bothered with the question.

Nah, they just go black and their hair looks frazzled, but in the next scene they're always fine.

You know something's died a death when it's remembered more for its legendarily appaling videogame adaptation than for the film itself.

Nah bro, it's got to be Treasure Planet. I mean, no-one can forget the first time they saw that, right?

…The Incredibles!

It seriously warped my view of my childhood when I realised Zippy was a gimp.

But the spin-off porn from the original was better.