Big boys don't cry.
Big boys don't cry…

In the UK we have something called Scampi Fries which taste not entirely unlike the smell of sweaty scrotum. OK, perhaps after brief application of a lemon towelette, but still.

I have to say, even Gordon Ramsay's faux shock and awe is better than Paula Abdul's.

Well duh. The main objectives of just about every religion are to suppress poor people and to subjugate women by insisting that it's just the way things are.

Oh cheers, I'm going to have that theme song stuck in my head now.

Ha! Enjoy… http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Don't get me wrong, @avclub-141f784f9d5f94e4b73e355ee69343ee:disqusI love your handle. But seeing as it's based on one episode of Arrested Development, are you sure you want to call people out on obscure references?

OK, I wanted to give that a Like, just for effort and serendipity. But then it wasn't funny. So I'll give you all I have, @avclub-ba6eb126f6e0a1cdeb3d5aaff181aeae:disqus…

A Blumenthal fan, I see.

I'm flattered, but I'm allergic to brass.

So… what's the alternative theory? I thought that was pretty much established.

And yet a white person with any non-white ancestry is considered black. Vatta country!

Is racism only racist if the other person has a different skin colour now? Huh.

This insistence by the Americans that the London riots were racially motivated really says much more about them than it does about us. Nobody in the UK is making a race issue out of it, it's just you.

Fucking immigrants, coming over to Ireland, bailing out their economy… gah.

"America sort of leads the way on racial sensitivities" - you are absolutely fucking kidding me, right? From a country that only outlawed segregation in the '60s - the 1960s! - and still has cities so racially segregated that it has districts with names like Spanish Harlem?

I strongly suspect that Commissioner Gordon has never in fact met a British person.

Has-Been Pop Star Brands Entire Race Racist, Doesn't Understand Why Brits Say Americans Have No Sense of Irony

It's in the edit history somewhere. And it's EPIC.

James Martin?