I'm still laughing disproportionately at what Balls said.

obligatory Archer quote
It's like O Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby and named it This Exact Situation!

Next week on AVC Inventory:

Barring a 50 Cent or two, I think that's a sentiment we can all get behind.

Also, spatch.

Is that a reference to Naruto or Final Fantasy or some shit?

Or even a collection of five.

@unicyclistperiscopes: you're missing a few S's there I think. It was like, "Baaadaaasssss TV" or something. It was also quite lame, but that was more or less eclipsed by him appearing in Tank Girl about the same time, which was WAY lame.

Are you sure you meant "read"?

If you think this is the worst feature, you really should read the video game reviews.

I meant Cancel. You realise that when I said anyone who's never used it is a jerk, I would look pretty stupid if it was something I'd never used, right?

I honestly can't tell if we're finally getting to the nub of what HDB's deal is, or if this is just the next phase of the gimmick arc.

I was thinking Catherine Zeta-Jones just based on passing moon-faced resemblance, but thanks to this thread, consider that shelved.

Agent Smith quoting Billy Bragg… these are interesting times.

I'm actually slightly disappointed that I knew that off the top of my head. And when I think of all the funnier jokes I've forgotten…

Tobey Maguire has just gone up in my estimation by some kind of exponential I don't have the math for.

Duh. Obviously Malingerer is a scallop.

Poehler?

Sorry Dikachu, but I'm going to have to renege on my earlier opinion of the thread up above. I used to think you couldn't correct someone else's opinion. But I was wrong. And now we have something in common.

@Lemur: again, isn't that staining rather than halitosis?