Hmmmm is correct. That's exactly what it is. Or alternatively, it's one of those slow droning Invisibl Skratch Piklz breaks turned up to 11.

No, seriously. Who was this Dobalina fella? Anyone?

Nah, Onion headline!

African American Community Terrified by Ask Murderer. Film at 11.

Clearly I'm less acquainted with the oeuvre of Udo Kier than the rest of y'all, but German in particular tends to use very few words, and when you translate that it usually comes off pretty brusque.

There's one in Portal that requires you to fall something like 20,000 feet. Of course the only way to do that is to make an infinite portal loop and let it run for like 7 minutes.

ohh… comics
I had to read the phrase "non-comic guests like Stan Lee" several times before I got it. Did anyone else read that thinking "who's more of a comic guest than Stan Lee?"

I can't help but notice that more effort seems to go into the post-joke bluster than the actual jokes. And as we all know, the secret of comedy is good excuses.

Can't AVC set up some kind of captcha to keep children off the comment boards?

Parmesan? Parmesan was yesterday. TODAY, you are wasting my MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!

@mcc - nice 16-year callback there. Takes me back to singing "Never met a girl like you before / But fuck me these rhymes are really poor" at school. Ah, happy days.

If you're reading this, you are the resistance.

Ooh, now Wacky Races could be fun.

You Irish, Karla?

Consider me schooled.

@Billy Madison: are you seriously starting an argument about who's the realest? Look around you bromide; this here the AV Club, where NO-ONE is going to win that battle. Settle down.

Well not ALWAYS, but…
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@grandfather fry - that was Mos Def. Or am I missing a joke?

WTF IS ALL CAPS LOL

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