I think the way you "maled" the subject about yourself was funnier than your story about a girl being offended by a song she herself took the time to record onto a mixtape was convincing.

And the award for Most Half-Assed Attempt to Grasp the Moral High Ground goes to…

Just spit it out: you like ginger girls.

Lexi, if I didn't know better I'd say you were having a go at another commenter for insisting on the dictionary definition of a word. Because that is something you would, like, so not do.

I read that in an early interview she was asked about her influences, and it emerged that this self-styled "punk" had never heard of Johnny Rotten. Ha.

Just to clarify: I did mean that Shania Twain isn't a real name.

@Riff: to have read the Female Eunuch, Avril would have to be able to read.

Meh, whatevs. As Phill Jupitus once noted (c.1998): "So you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much. Because it must really bother Brad Pitt that he's not getting his hands on Shania Twain when he's shagging Jennifer Aniston."

Here's the difference, people:

Yes, Tiger… good idea… I think you should "start" hitting up hentai forums.

There is; it's called YouTube.

The first four (Unrepeatable, Definite Article, Glorious, Dress to Kill) are all solid platinum, but after that…

Not impressed with Sushi Cat. It's like what Peggle would be like if you took out the speed, the extras, the unpredictability, the characters, the bonus rounds, the improbably high scores, and just about everything else that didn't suck.

That's odd - Winslet generally has a reputation (in the UK at least) for being the most down-to-earth girl in Hollywood. Apart from being in Extras, she's often quoted saying things like how she drinks pints and farts in bed.

@dridaeho: yes it was, though not to everyone's tastes - it contains lots of speed-up-slow-down editing, for example, which turns some people off quicker than diazepam. It's nothing like Scrubs though.

Oh, Annoyed, I wouldn't say they were worthy of scorn - that'll just give them ideas. On the record, to all those theme posters whose schtick isn't going over, I'd just like to say

City of God has violence to children and it's a great film.
No point, just sayin'.

I doubt it. It's been a genre in Japan for decades now, and some of the Guinea Pig films don't even have a plot - it's just… y'know, carnage. Torture gonzo porn, if you will.

I have to give Fry a free pass for http://www.youtube.com/watc… , which is still just about the tightest sketch I've ever seen… the only problem is that he's FUCKING EVERYWHERE - or at least he is in the UK. It's not as bad as about 3 years ago, when you'd hear him at least 3 times in each ad break, but still, it's…

Oh, way too many…
Stuff I won't watch (very few exceptions):