@Evel - thanks (note to self: DAFS before asking stupid questions)

"I think so, Harris, but why would anyone want to pierce Brosnan?"

You only drink Japanese beer? Now that is hip.

I always wondered how come the bosses in Resident Evil looked like that.

*White, damn.

And props to Bino While on a a fine musical cue.

Whatchu talkin about weej? Everyone in Thailand drinks Chang. Or Singha. What else is there, without paying $6 for a Heineken?

Aw come on, mussels are hardly gross (though admittedly, the fact that they look a bit like vaginas does tend to divide opinion). Fried brains in a restaurant is one thing, but in a can? Yikes.

Hands up. Who raped Riff's childhood? Cause it wasn't me. Come on, own up.

Cheat codes adhere to my brain in ways that trivia like birthdays and appointments never will. To this day I carry around useless words like SCOOPEX, DADDYBRACEY, BLUESMOBIL, WIGAN RLFC, and DINGADINGDANGMYDANGALONGALINGLONG. Even shit like ABACABB and DRULYBXA stays put.

Lode Runner II
Maybe it's just because I suck at Lode Runner, but I'm all about Lode Runner II on the PC. Isometric 3D, awesome wibbly ambient soundtrack. If only they hadn't persisted with the ridiculous lives system I'd say it was the finest action puzzler ever.

Sorry for the double post, but that needed saying twice.

When are we going to get Led Zeppelin Hero already?

When are we going to get Led Zeppelin Hero already?

@Glen: back before the handles were password-protected, a few people admitted to having done just that. I feel like that makes someone a loser but I'm not quite sure who.

I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphones insteada cones of ice cream
Music orientated, so when hip-hop was originated,
Fitted like pieces of puzzles… complicated.
Cause I'd grab the mic and try to say "yes y'all",
They'd try to take it, and say that I'm too small.
Cool.
Cause I don't get upset, I kick a hole…

Running from the law, the press, and my parents…
"Are you Mike Diamond?"
"Naw, I'm Clarence"

True dat - I ate once with a guy who sent his steak back to the kitchen and asked for it to be cooked some more. They came back and said he'd have to order something else because it was more than the chef's reputation was worth to ruin a piece of good steak.

No, the mark of a true American is to eat dinner for breakfast: http://www.theonion.com/con…

English mustard owns.