I wouldn't complain, he's probably your daddy. He probably nutted in your mammy.

I wouldn't complain, he's probably your daddy. He probably nutted in your mammy.

Thus far, you've seen the Governor murder National Guardsmen, set up a Futurama-style "Hall of Presidents", and sitting peacefully while combing his zombie daughter's hair.

Thus far, you've seen the Governor murder National Guardsmen, set up a Futurama-style "Hall of Presidents", and sitting peacefully while combing his zombie daughter's hair.

Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

Socrates philosophies?

Socrates philosophies?

Sure, if Ariel Winter had a penis and just wanted to play football.

Sure, if Ariel Winter had a penis and just wanted to play football.

JUDAS ISCARIOT ROMNEY! You miserable, 47%-hatin' son of a bitch!

JUDAS ISCARIOT ROMNEY! You miserable, 47%-hatin' son of a bitch!

Too many White Knights in training around here.

Too many White Knights in training around here.

How'd that work for you last time? We done burned your White House! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! War of 1812! This isn't sad of me at all!

How'd that work for you last time? We done burned your White House! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! War of 1812! This isn't sad of me at all!

That's HillWilliam, sir.

That's HillWilliam, sir.

In the Director's Cut, "Bud" has a dream about Suvari naked and covered in falling human entrails. Shameless Oscar pandering, to be sure.

In the Director's Cut, "Bud" has a dream about Suvari naked and covered in falling human entrails. Shameless Oscar pandering, to be sure.