Did someone say Ass Burgers?

We're through the looking-glass here, people.

I blame vaccines
Vaccines gave every child in America autism, and austistic kids need hugs to soothe their jangled nerves.

I wanted to love I Heart Huckabees, I really did.

Those are certainly some of the lyrics to that song.

I'm great in this movie
Cocksuckers.

This isn't a war, it's a murder.

The show makes endless fun of Republican stereotypes, but one throwaway line about bisexuality and you get pissy.

The joke was funny because bisexuality is a made up preference to make gay people more comfortable as they embrace their homosexuality.

The Starland Vocal Band? THEY SUCK!

Jay Leno encapsulates everything that is wrong with network television. And yet NBC will kiss his ass relentlessly and throw Conan under the bus.

The thing about the Ferengi was that they were greedy and underhanded, but otherwise essentially harmless.

So, Mr. Fhtagn, what was the name of your group?

Or failing that, does he think anything he doesn't say?

That show sure did suck last night
I mean, I've seen shows suck, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Why waste a Summon Bot card when it's just going to show up anyway? Poor form Mr. Scott.

Greatest post-reply sequence ever.

Bears beets Battlestar Galactica.

Suddenly I don't feel so bad.

Clark, mine is kinda like your friend's. When I'm passing by someone with a baby in a stroller or whatever, sometimes I feel so concerned that I'll move away from them or will myself to keep my hands and feet clamped down.