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I agree this episode sucked but only because you threatened to turn me into a toad if I said otherwise.

If you're short your homunculus must be pretty damn small.

I've never cared for them until their last album which I really enjoyed.

Ryan Gosling as a sex symbol, good god. Anyone else remember 'Breaker High?' I sure do.

What's with all the comments these days pointing out what's funny or reinforcing each others funniness? This place has turned into the handjob house everyone feared it would.

Great, now he's going to read this and write us all an angry letter.

have you tried working? Walmart will probably hire you as a greeter.

It's pretty immature and childish.

Those Jersey Shore folks look like recipients of the Tangerine Curse, forever doomed to an unnatural shade of orange. The constant drugs and sex sort of makes up for it though. Some say it's not really a curse.

I'm still learning.

It doesn't matter what I say, I'm pretty much guaranteed to never get laid. This probably doesn't help:

I cast a wakefullness spell on you. Watch out for the trolls!

Yoda looks like a badly burned hobbit! *casts Put-a-balm-on-that* +50hp to all hideously burned commentors

More music? Booooring! Hey O'Neal, how about an update on LOTR?

Can we talk about Dungeons and Dragons? I don't understand this stuff.

I cast Accolades of Handjobus upon this thread. +50xp for all registered posters!

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