boris the spider / doesn't seem to move at all / sorry, entwhistle

so…is it "boy parts" / or is it "body parts," todd / you mention them both

thought scott auckerman / mentioned kulap issues, but… / all those "my wife" shirts….

knew it was coming / still saddened by the end of / marc and jessica

here is a haiku / ending with four syllables / ha ha-ha ha ha-ha

ned flanders breakdown / and tirade against the town / craz-a-rino too.

there's an expy of / vincent price in mystery / incorporated

unitarian / universalists didn't / seem to mind it much

from monty python / "here comes another one" or / "i like traffic lights"

nah, just mentioning / dark side's "great gig in the sky" / makes fiancee blush

dad's a narcissist / and patriarch wannabe / in deep denial

delicious orchards / out in colts neck, new jersey / they're still pretty good

this aquaman beats / dimaggio's brave and bold? / outrageous says i

just want to mention / that this is my only line / in the alton thread

how av club ends / not with a bang or whimper / but with a gimmick

ugh, iron & wine / all came down to your earworm / when does this publish?

watney's red barrel / is pretty damned impressive / best thing idle did

i thought that it was / malcolm peter brian telescope adrian umbrella stand jasper wednesday (pop pop) stoatgobbler john raw vegetable (whinny) arthur norman michael (blow horn) featherstone smith (whistle) northcott edwards harris (fire pistol, then 'whoop') mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) frampton jones fruitbat…

you'd thrive in england / where each person gets one spoon, / few spoon millionaires

hello ground control / this is haikucaracha / tell wife i love her