DONATELLAVERSACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Can we talk about the fact that the limp-wristed, well-dressed, villainous, well-off mama's boy is just outright named Dandy? It's like they wrote the script with character types instead of names, and intended to CTRL+F and Replace later, and just forgot.

Existed*

"For trues"

That Schmidt line is totally stolen from Seth Rogan looking at Zac Efron in Neighbors, though.

I like adorably-cheeky-grinning, scenery-chewing Evan Peters so much more than mute, lumbering Taissa Farmiga sex toy Evan Peters.

One of the previews also showed Elsa singing a Lana Del Rey song.

Apparently they're putting it on iTunes. I want her to top the Hot 100 just because of how WTF-worthy it would be.

Was he the killer in Zodiac though??!?!!1/1?!?!?!

Cherry pies are the new mossy banks.

It's certainly cheaper to only film one at a time!

Ehm I don't think think they're *really* trying to be serious…

Bette begging to go see Singin' in the Rain in GLAWWWWRIOUS TECHNICOLAH! was the line of the episode for me. This season is gonna rock.

Has anyone TASTED YOUR CHERRY PIE?!?!

I definitely second the Allison Williams comparison.

I think you can easily see how good she is in the difference between Elena and Katherine, especially the scenes they share, and the scenes where one is pretending to be the other. It takes a pretty good talent to be able to portray one of your characters impersonating another, and be able to show off how the one…

Well, to be fair, they did make mention of the fact that he's moving far to the left during this week's episode. I think that's the whole point of Portia de Rossi's character, that she's the party person there to keep the President in check with the party line.

SAME. I was really caught off guard at how casually they revealled that Cyrus had AIDS, but then, I realized.

At least Jake didn't ask Olivia to show him her mossy bank.

LE BOY…. LE BEEP!