Also… was it just me, or… DIDN'T KATHARINE MCPHEE SING A SONG AT THE END OF HIT LIST LAST WEEK, BLOOD ON HER SHIRT, AND ZOMBIE-WALK INTO THE LIGHT OFFSTAGE?

"The Love I Meant To Say" was actually sung live on set!

The whole "battered spouse" thing HAS to be intentional, right? "He just mocked me for being gay and in love with him, my straight best friend, and also he told my boyfriend I cheated on him?! I just HAVE to go talk to him!"

Katharine McPhee's utter inability to give a shit is really what keeps me tuning in. She doesn't try! I feel like there are times where you can literally see her scene partners react with astonishment at her emotionless line readings and struggle to compensate.

She either bruised, sprained, or cut her arm. All the same, really.

Personally I'm hoping that the Big! Shocking! Moment! at "The Tonys" in the finale is Ellis jumping onstage during a Karen?Ivy? acceptance speech, grabbing the statuette, leaping into the crowd, and beating Jimmy to death with it.

His version of "Broadway Here I Come" is solo, which is pretty great. However, Smash seems to have COMPLETELY missed the point that the song is really fucking darkly comic and clever. They seem to just be playing it as a straight "big dreams for the bright lights in on the Great White Way!" number instead of the…

Was she supposed to be dead in that last number? For an actress who struggles to show any emotion whatsoever, her face was fucking BLANK as she just kind of wandered offstage to thunderous applause.

Maybe we could invite him to the White House? Y'know, once he's back on his.

Because his "loves" are just to get on celebs' good sides, but the minute they say something that pisses him off, he spends hours upon hours on twitter attacking their fans, calling his former "bestie" names, and tweeting their nudes repeatedly to every other celeb they're connected to.

I completely agree. Alaska has been one of the most graceful reality show contestants I've ever seen — she was NOT interested in the drama, which resulted in less screen time at the beginning, which a lot of people interpreted as her being middle-of-the-pack. But she's consistently been funny, consistently caring, and…

90% Jinkx? For real? I've seen almost exclusively pro-Alaska tweets, and Logo's official tumblr reblog count stands at 7000 Jinkx / 5000 Alaska / 300 Roxxxy.

A second hearse!

When I went to see Alaska last night there was smattering of cheering when she said to give it up for Jinx Monsoon and a WHOLE lot of boos when she said Roxxxy Andrews.

CNN had their highest ratings for a non-political event since 2003, so.

Only Dzhokhar became a US citizen, not Tamerlan. Source — http://www.latimes.com/news…

My closed-captioning had it as something like "MAAAANSCH!"

I think it's just that Alaska and Jinkx are too classy to retweet every time anybody compliments them on twitter. Roxxxy is particularly bad. Honey Mahogany was absolutely insufferable — she was ALLLLL over twitter in the days following her elimination retweeting every single person who said she shouldn't have been…

And that MAKEUP. Roxxxy's makeup is truly horrendous, I don't understand how we've gotten to the finale without Michelle braying about Roxxxy's nose having been contoured out of existence week after week.

She hasn't lip-synched-for-her-life, but Alaska has done that remixed-classic-drag-race-herstory lip synch performance that was cut from the episode and only glimpsed in Untucked, and she did the Sugar Ball.