How is the next movie Texas Chainsaw 4? If Texas Chainsaw is a direct sequel to the first movie then the next one should be Texas Chainsaw 3. And if they're not ignoring the original sequels than it would be Texas Chainsaw 6. Or are these new movies actually in the remake timeline? Either way Texas Chainsaw 4 will be…

Isn't that sort of the premise of Hack/Slash, which they've been trying to adapt into a movie for years?

I actually don't remember Ahhh Real Monsters all that well. I was thinking more along the lines of the nightmarish duo of Rocket Power and As Told By Ginger.

How could anyone consider Hey Arnold or Ren & Stimpy as ugly when they shared a programming block with the cartooons of Klasky Csupo?

Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!

I jacked off on a doctor's face! 
I jacked off on a doctor's face!

They exist but the quality (and price) are a bit higher.

And the fifth which premiered just last month. That would be weird if we weren't ignoring its existence.

And the fifth which premiered just last month. That would be weird if we weren't ignoring its existence.

No that would be "Weekend at Bernies II".

No that would be "Weekend at Bernies II".

Muldoon didn't deserve to be attacked by Velociraptors. And he wouldn't have if anyone had bothered to listen to him.

Muldoon didn't deserve to be attacked by Velociraptors. And he wouldn't have if anyone had bothered to listen to him.

I was traumatized by this movie for that reason. Fortunately watching violent acts of horror by tiny monsters violent helped calm me back down.

I was traumatized by this movie for that reason. Fortunately watching violent acts of horror by tiny monsters violent helped calm me back down.

No mention of Gymkata?

No mention of Gymkata?

Best end credits sequence ever. /nerd hyperbole

Best end credits sequence ever. /nerd hyperbole

Yeah he wasn't very good at being Santa, was he? Dare I say he was actually a… Bad Santa?