I used to insist on it just because they bottled in my hometown. Now they downgraded it to a distribution center to it's nothing but pure Rumple Minze for me from now on.

*busts open glass door marked IN CASE OF CIVIL INTERNET DISCUSSION* *opens envelope* corn sugar is natural sugar

*busts open glass door marked IN CASE OF CIVIL INTERNET DISCUSSION* *opens envelope* corn sugar is natural sugar

I haven't read that one yet, but "N." from Skeleton Crew was a creepy one and advertised as Lovecraft-esque.

I haven't read that one yet, but "N." from Skeleton Crew was a creepy one and advertised as Lovecraft-esque.

Yes parents you too can raise your own Tim Burton

Yes parents you too can raise your own Tim Burton

@avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus like at some point there going to start making things up and before you know it your girl is pancake slamming you onto the carpet boner-first

@avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus like at some point there going to start making things up and before you know it your girl is pancake slamming you onto the carpet boner-first

Some pretty spooky ones out there, the famous one's have already been mentioned, but the one's that try way too hard are pretty funny. Like WoOoOoOoOoOo this bootleg copy of Super Mario 64 has a picture of your SKELETON FAMILY when you beat the game!

Some pretty spooky ones out there, the famous one's have already been mentioned, but the one's that try way too hard are pretty funny. Like WoOoOoOoOoOo this bootleg copy of Super Mario 64 has a picture of your SKELETON FAMILY when you beat the game!

@avclub-9dda699ddd7ab7ee0e3543ceadc67e76:disqus … from the Himalayas! There's your Yeti connection! Shock is right!

@avclub-9dda699ddd7ab7ee0e3543ceadc67e76:disqus … from the Himalayas! There's your Yeti connection! Shock is right!

Like I thought I remembered bees from some college class but Google is all, "what? Bees? What?" so maybe I'm misremembering

Like I thought I remembered bees from some college class but Google is all, "what? Bees? What?" so maybe I'm misremembering

Didn't the last part of Beowulf have him as an old king who killed a dragon with his trained bees? I'd give it a shot, is what I'm saying.

Didn't the last part of Beowulf have him as an old king who killed a dragon with his trained bees? I'd give it a shot, is what I'm saying.

AHUAHUAHUAUWWHAU I punchet za kahmel!

AHUAHUAHUAUWWHAU I punchet za kahmel!

But we only have one marsupial ipso facto your Mom is bigfoot