Maybe the other one is a cigarette lighter.

*looks into middle distance thoughtfully, swirls brandy in snifter* Maybe… we're ALL the Hitlers.

Her what now?

Yeah that was a solid episode. Mort Mort won me over with all of the title cards between scenes, it wore me down.

I thought it was an E=mc2 thing, your matter is TURNED into energy then TURNED BACK into matter, so nothing is really destroyed, just transmuted.

How is Catcher sexually explicit? I read it in high school, but I have no recollection of any filthy, shameful procreation acts.

Emperor, don't forget his questionable country music career.

Maybe she has a freezer full of dicks and she just needs to put them in the sink in the morning.

Would you accept Wesley jettisoned into space?: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Data is HIV positronic.

It's nice to see someone else stick up for the Ewoks and the latter Dark Tower books. I really enjoyed Wolves of the Callah and wasn't dissapointed by the series ending at all.

…because I will never understand women.

Read the AV Club's feature on Heat Vision and Jack to find out!

This. This is how desperate some people are for community.

I want to dip my balls in it!

Everyime someone tries to get rid of Gasoline Alley in the comics page or Perry Mason reruns on the local TV station, an army of grey-hairs decend upon them, gums chomping and canes flying, since they really, really value their routine.

McFadden. Don't even pretend you wouldn't.

Canceraids, with the first posted.

Catcher from the Black Lagoon.

Tetly's on nitro rules. I wish non-stout nitros would catch on here.