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Dr. Octothorpe
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Wouldn't her arm get tired after a while? There were probably a lot of people who worked on that movie.

Wouldn't her arm get tired after a while? There were probably a lot of people who worked on that movie.

A bunch of drunk guys really fist-pumpingly excited sounds a bit beyond *building* towards something sexual.

These are glorious puns

Nominative singular? No no no, this won't do… you want 'communitatem', the accusative singular. Now, write it out a hundred times; if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

Grandpa, is that you?

The AV Club Presents: Jenn Wasner and the Chamber of Secrets.

The mere fact that you can't quote 'Pop POP!!!' correctly tells me that you're not ready.

Silent But Deadly Night?

I think I'm having a stroke!

We would also have accepted 'The Hungry Man(tm)-churian Candidate'.

I'm not sure why you're adding in an extra 'i' in your pluralization there, Roundabout, but 'Jesi' would be incorrect as well, as 'Jesus' is a fourth declension noun, not second declension. The nominative plural ending for a masculine noun is '-us', so the Latin plural of 'Jesus' is 'Jesus'.

Since I never had the courage (or postage stamps) to try for a Marvel No-Prize…