What do you feed your pet, "Peeve" ?

What do you feed your pet, "Peeve" ?

I did the math based on you stating you drove from Houston to NY not from New Orleans.  Why lie about that, Bender?  So the 350 miles driven east from Houston to New Orleans don't count?  At 70+ mph that's still 4.5 hrs added on.  
Seriously, next time just say you drove from New Orleans and be done with it.

I did the math based on you stating you drove from Houston to NY not from New Orleans.  Why lie about that, Bender?  So the 350 miles driven east from Houston to New Orleans don't count?  At 70+ mph that's still 4.5 hrs added on.  
Seriously, next time just say you drove from New Orleans and be done with it.

To: Bender Bukowski  
You're wrong, Bender.   The first meeting at Pollos Hermanos started with Jesse arriving late and leaving early before Gus would even think to sit down with Walter.  He turned Walt down because he won't work with junkies.  Gus' first instinct was right and he should have never gotten involved with…

To: Bender Bukowski  
You're wrong, Bender.   The first meeting at Pollos Hermanos started with Jesse arriving late and leaving early before Gus would even think to sit down with Walter.  He turned Walt down because he won't work with junkies.  Gus' first instinct was right and he should have never gotten involved with…

Bender:  your url for Mapquest led me directly to the Mapquest home page.  Nice dodge, buddy.  Ok, starting with I-10E from Winnie, TX (a good 20 miles east of Houston) to Ithaca, NY (just 30 miles north of the Pennsylvania border)  is a total of 1608 miles according to Mapquest using the fastest way possible.  So…

Bender:  your url for Mapquest led me directly to the Mapquest home page.  Nice dodge, buddy.  Ok, starting with I-10E from Winnie, TX (a good 20 miles east of Houston) to Ithaca, NY (just 30 miles north of the Pennsylvania border)  is a total of 1608 miles according to Mapquest using the fastest way possible.  So…

It's better than looking at me and giving a handjob to ebay.

It's better than looking at me and giving a handjob to ebay.

Saul had Huell lift Jesse's smokes and with his fingers like hotdogs could have broken the vial and killed them all.

Saul had Huell lift Jesse's smokes and with his fingers like hotdogs could have broken the vial and killed them all.

To Nick Slaughter below:
Bill Burr is a stand-up comic from New York.  He had an HBO special about 6 years ago.  His opening joke was on the proliference of pedophile shows on TV (To Catch a Predator, etc..) and how the kids nowadays are so obese that to render them unfuckable to predators.  From there make your…

To Nick Slaughter below:
Bill Burr is a stand-up comic from New York.  He had an HBO special about 6 years ago.  His opening joke was on the proliference of pedophile shows on TV (To Catch a Predator, etc..) and how the kids nowadays are so obese that to render them unfuckable to predators.  From there make your…

That's right - he's a turd sandwich.  I know the actor (RJ Mitte) has CP but it is not as advanced as the producers make him play it in the show.  Mitte in real life does not slur his words and had to learn how to walk with crutches.  For some reason that makes Walt Jr. less attractive (he could have had a much…

That's right - he's a turd sandwich.  I know the actor (RJ Mitte) has CP but it is not as advanced as the producers make him play it in the show.  Mitte in real life does not slur his words and had to learn how to walk with crutches.  For some reason that makes Walt Jr. less attractive (he could have had a much…

Actually, I think it will be beautiful gloating.

Actually, I think it will be beautiful gloating.

I'm hoping Walt Jr. become a meth dealer - hiding the crystal inside his crutches and goes out and buys his own orange Charger.  Then gets killed in a drive-by by Timmy! from South Park in a battle over drug territory.  Of course, Walt's back to kill Timmy! - and hopefully Skyler.

I'm hoping Walt Jr. become a meth dealer - hiding the crystal inside his crutches and goes out and buys his own orange Charger.  Then gets killed in a drive-by by Timmy! from South Park in a battle over drug territory.  Of course, Walt's back to kill Timmy! - and hopefully Skyler.