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I've always had questions regarding zombies.  Like they don't just stagger on forever eating people and keeping the curse going, do they?  What do they do on their down time?  Do they have hobbies?  I mean, if they are never going to die it would get pretty fucking boring just doing that same thing over and over

I've always had questions regarding zombies.  Like they don't just stagger on forever eating people and keeping the curse going, do they?  What do they do on their down time?  Do they have hobbies?  I mean, if they are never going to die it would get pretty fucking boring just doing that same thing over and over

That was Robb's orders: to capture Theon alive and let the rest of the Iron Islanders go home.

That was Robb's orders: to capture Theon alive and let the rest of the Iron Islanders go home.

I wonder where The Hound went.  I wish he had stayed and told Tywin the truth of Tyrion's valor and Joffrey's cowardice.  I hope he is with Bronn.  So, what now, is Stannis going to be Robb's ally next season?   

I wonder where The Hound went.  I wish he had stayed and told Tywin the truth of Tyrion's valor and Joffrey's cowardice.  I hope he is with Bronn.  So, what now, is Stannis going to be Robb's ally next season?   

Great review Terence Jenkins.

Great review Terence Jenkins.

To The Juggernaut Bitch:  But if the Lannisters defeat the Baratheons
there would have to be a Lannister on the throne.  The fact that Joffrey ascended to the throne as a Baratheon probably means he cannot be king as a Lannister even though their blood IS Joffrey's.  I can see Jaime killing his son (Joffrey) to set up

To The Juggernaut Bitch:  But if the Lannisters defeat the Baratheons
there would have to be a Lannister on the throne.  The fact that Joffrey ascended to the throne as a Baratheon probably means he cannot be king as a Lannister even though their blood IS Joffrey's.  I can see Jaime killing his son (Joffrey) to set up

I'll go with "Coma Girl" by Joe Strummer.

I'll go with "Coma Girl" by Joe Strummer.

Tywin for king - Jamie to be heir to the throne - Tyrion stays as the king's hand and Joffrey to be a male whore in Littlefinger's brothel as Lord Tighty Ass.  This way Cersei will have been Queen, Queen Regent, Queen-in-waiting and Jamie's queen when he ascends to the throne.  But who will be heir to the throne then?

Tywin for king - Jamie to be heir to the throne - Tyrion stays as the king's hand and Joffrey to be a male whore in Littlefinger's brothel as Lord Tighty Ass.  This way Cersei will have been Queen, Queen Regent, Queen-in-waiting and Jamie's queen when he ascends to the throne.  But who will be heir to the throne then?

The Red Witch's smoke baby must have had a very fast gestation period.

The Red Witch's smoke baby must have had a very fast gestation period.

Why didn't Stannis bring the red witch with him?  Was she only good for the one "smoke child" assassin?  I think she could have conjured up some back-at-ya with the green wildfire flames.

Why didn't Stannis bring the red witch with him?  Was she only good for the one "smoke child" assassin?  I think she could have conjured up some back-at-ya with the green wildfire flames.

I agree, ICR - a big confusing mess of a battle in the dark where the only recognizable fighters were The Hound and the Imp.  Also when Tyrion had his face slashed was that actually by a Lannister soldier coming to help save the day (or night, rather)?

I agree, ICR - a big confusing mess of a battle in the dark where the only recognizable fighters were The Hound and the Imp.  Also when Tyrion had his face slashed was that actually by a Lannister soldier coming to help save the day (or night, rather)?