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Decidedly Ambivalent
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Hey Phipps your review is for the show for next week (May 29, 2010). I know you reviewed this last Nov. but maybe look to see what show is actually airing on May 22. I liked your explanation telling us spring viewers when this show was seen on Direct TV and I really liked the admonition to past viewers that there

Just to follow up Eee E - House is passed out on the bathroom floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin AND blood all over the place because he tried to amputate his own leg… with the song playing "He's got Marty Feldman eyes".

And a Vicodin OD.

New CNN morning show with Tucker and Stephanie Douche-y (from Fox) reporting the show from their bedroom. Have them act silly and tell little boner jokes so America can see what a truly loving couple looks and acts like in the a.m.

Walt works for Gus for one year - gets his 15 mil and bankrolls a store for Gale and his 'better coffee thru chemistry' formula. He sets this up with Gale now, gives him some money for the interim and lets Gale know that he will be his silent partner. Gale is appeased and it will give him time to perfect his

First, Walt should have never told Skylar the truth. Second, when he moved out of their house the last time he should have stayed gone and realized he had to give up his family completely (for their own safety) if he was going to keep working for Gus. Third, 3 weeks ago he shot her down in his own condo by telling

I think Gus and Walt should go after Uncle Tio and shove his fucking wheelchair bell up his ass. Then duct tape his asshole shut, attach stump cousin's feet to Tio's own feet and mail him to the Mexican cartel boss with a bucket of Pollos.

Maybe he made a box like the one in Hellraiser. I'd pay $200 for that one.

You could tell them the truth - that blue meth is for good people and then tell them that there's 40 radios out in the garage that need fixin'.

That was the 1st sketch after the monologue? Who in the hell decided that was even worthy to be on the air at all? Jesus, it sucked. I don't really know what John Teti was thinking of when he called it funny - maybe his man-crush on Samberg skewed his brain for that bit.
I think next year they should get a new head

Tim Riggins will get his new boss, Gus Fring to pony up for the new unies if he can put up a free sign for Los Pollos Hermanos at the field.

I think Riggins should apply for work at Los Pollos Hermanos in west Texas and convince Gus Fring of his abundance of contacts with the Dillon underworld figures. Teaching him the meth trade will be none other than Jesse Pinkman and within two weeks Riggins will be answering his phone "Yo, man". Thus Riggins becomes

The best bj joke was in the scene when Raylan's dad is in the hospital and his wife walks in and Dad asks where she was and she replied she was down in the parking lot giving blow jobs for cash. And Dad said: "Were they paying or were you."

I saw the title "I See You" and thought the kid from the ATM Meth Freaks' house of Season 2 was back in Jesse's life somehow.

I wanted to see Molly Shannon and Betty White together as Catholic school girls smelling each other's armpits and then maybe some gentle fist-fucking.

"The Wizard of Ass"

Keith: As Al Swearingen said to that dumbfuck Johnny:
"Well, do it and do it now, you idiot cocksucker."
And he liked Johnny.
W. Earl also played the lead role in the movie about Meatloaf.

Anybody else have a problem with the Uncle Tio character? He is or was an important figure in the cartel (is it really called the Salamanca Cartel?) and should be a person of high honor still even though he is incapacitated. So why does it seem like he's not doing well financially and is not getting the care he

Loved Saul's "Yo, Adrian" when he first saw Jesse's face. This show was great - even the makeup on Jesse was top-notch.
Does anyone else feel that Jesse succumbed to taking some pain meds before he called Walt back to accept the offer of partner? When Walt visited him, Jesse was still more than angry and pain =

That's right, dd - when the dealer gave it to him he put it in his shirt pocket and when he pulled out a new clip to reload it fell out and was in reach for Hank. Donna said in her review that an unspent round fell to the ground, which is technically true.
Also, seeing next week's upcoming scenes shows Marco in the