Whoever Ted's future wife is, she must be pretty dumb not to fold up her glow in the dark umbrella and seek refuge under that roof. Just sayin.

Whoever Ted's future wife is, she must be pretty dumb not to fold up her glow in the dark umbrella and seek refuge under that roof. Just sayin.

Theses were already checked on her list: Ed Begley/Hank Williams Jr., Next to a horse being born, in a blimp, orgy with seal team 6, a guy who just farted