Not now, I'm watching Columbo.

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Ouch.

Would she be willing to try a merkin?

NEVER FORGET.

Not weird. Brushes with mortality make you want to feel alive.

Mini Pooper.

HISMOM, you're missing quite an opportunity, here. Children's sex toys are an untapped market! You'll make a killing on Etsy.

Frozen? Ohh, that's why it's so small!

I think Don looked blissful because he'd just thought of the ad.

Yes, it was.

Yes, I think it means he finally reconciled his two selves.

Such a perfect capper.

It really was.

She's going into showbiz, so…

I want a Joan & Peggy montage set to the "Laverne & Shirley" theme.

That was what got me.

"A thing like that."

I don't know, but I plan on ignoring them all.

Thank goodness.