"It okay, don't be cry."

I think he might be kidding.

True.

How's that?

Feel it, feel it!

All of this sounds terribly familiar. Cut your losses and move on.

GASP!

Well, he didn't tell Melisandre to go dig the latrine…

I didn't really like it.

Apart from the mannequin kiss, I did not enjoy that at all.

My stomach was in knots during that scene. I just wanted it to end, but he kept freaking out.

You stick out your pinky while holding the straw.

Have you tried doing it on a chair, so your feet are on the floor? It's so much easier on the hips.

Oh, man. I thought you were fucking like bunnies!

Close your eyes and wiggle around until it feels really, really good. Basically, use the guy like a toy.

Wait… you guys haven't had sex? I'm so confused!

I just snorted in a most unladylike manner.

sploosh

*notes user name, deletes exasperated reply*

NOOOOOOOO!