Ahahaha.

I thought it was made abundantly clear that he wouldn't be returning to their bed without Claire's consent.

Tomato, tomahto.

OTHER GUY! *knocks you over with hugs*

EXCEPT WHEN I TRY IT.

BE NICE.

Oh. I've only seen it a couple times.

I thought Quinn's car was gonna explode while he was driving away from Carrie.

lol

Next season, I want Whitney to not be on the show. I can't stand her.

oh god whatever

Have you seen Gone Girl?

Is that his name?

I'm 14 minutes in, and it just hit me that I really wish Tyler Perry was playing the detective. (Well, playing him like he played the attorney in Gone Girl. Which you still need to see…)

I was hoping Alison would snap and backhand Cherry across the face.

I thought Khan stopping Carrie and pointing out Dar Adal meant that DA was going to kill Haqqani instead.

You are not the only one. We are few, but we do exist.

I'll take what I can get…

Now I wish they'd have her sing "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue." (Her, or anyone else on the show but Rayna. Layla would be good, if she survives.)

Hopefully Scarlett's god-awful hair extensions will not be returning in February.