My head just partially exploded…

Fuck incest! Cannibalism is the new ratings winner!

I don't know if you're joking or being serious, but either way…

Aww, that's nice.

Ok, I've thought about it now and I know who he shall play…

But who would risk their AV Club social status by willingly following NCIS: Los Angeles?

I thought we were all talking/typing about Community, not Parks & Recreation…

The ads make the show look like a Scandinavian thriller about a thief who breaks into peoples houses to have sex with their bear-skinned rugs.

I'm waiting for the reveal that Samuel L. Jackson is the black smoke monster from the trailer…

Yeah, but "The Round Table" was just another ripoff of "The Polygon Table."

I found Star Wars overrated. X-Files? Never heard of it, must be new. Same with Twin Peaks.

Wait a couple of months for me!!! I'm on season three of TNG. Just. Slow. Down. Please?

Call me a moron, but what happened to Josie Ochoa?

So I guess Lisa Kudrow is the only one I should thank for the amazing The Comeback?

But it'd have to depend on how much money it would cost to make such a device and to replace all their current products with their new product. The ratings couldn't come from the DVR recordings because a large percentage of people who use DVRs fast-forward the advertisements so the system would have to take note of…

Because advertises pay attention to them. They may be bull but they're the bull that causes shows like Community to be cancelled. So, unless a full-blown rebellion over throws Nielson these numbers are the only numbers we have.

Prepare to cry.

I like you a lot.

The Good Wife?

If a woman has six apples in one hand and six oranges in the other hand, what does she have?