Yes, it was for a chance to bump it with Denzel. Shirzel?

Yes! I'd only add:

Yes! I'd only add:

You're ok VanDerWerff. Your reviews are almost as good as Leonard's and that's saying something!

You're ok VanDerWerff. Your reviews are almost as good as Leonard's and that's saying something!

Dean's "Blind Justice" outfit

Dean's "Blind Justice" outfit

"I used to love dying but your speech really turned me around, Jeffrey."
Sarcastic Shirley is my favourite Shirley.

"I used to love dying but your speech really turned me around, Jeffrey."
Sarcastic Shirley is my favourite Shirley.

My boyfriend calls it The Bitch Apartment, which I like because it sounds like Bitch Department that should probably be on the 4th floor in the same building as Parks Department or something.
But Bitch 23 sounds kinda sci-fi-y, so that's cool as well.

You can, but it's such an obvious and boring choice. It always seemed like someone had to think of a director and Spielberg was the only one he knew by name to me. At least put the Jaws poster on the wall then, you know?
(I know you weren't being completely serious but I felt like I should explain myself further…

Hm, that's interesting. I didn't really love her but I thought both guys were such dicks (yes, Leonard is sick, but come on, he wears a fucking bandana) that I liked her in comparison. That book was quite a dissapointment after Middlesex, actually.

Keep Evan Rachel Wood away from anything, she's the worst. (Not "the worst" like Britta, but actually the worst.)

I really like how they're fleshing out the minor characters now. June's mom talking about Colin Farrell's sex tape was great and I also loved how hurt Eli seemed to be by sex tapes devaluing porn. "Do you think I can just pick up a blow torch and turn on a camera and all of a sudden I'm a welder?"

The Beek really killed it this time. His delivery of "I think I am a sexy beast" was pure poetry. And poor thing's pants were on the floor and he didn't have access to his chapstick!
I always thought he was lame because of that whole Dawson thing but now that I'm all grown up I realise that having Spielberg as a…

"Lost was purgatory!" was my favourite.

I'm sure there are plenty of other sites where you can get your dose of casual sexism if you feel like it.

TOOTHPASTE SANDWICHES Y'ALL!

I love Mike and Amy and even police-sketch-rapist-face Jonah but there is nothing sweeter than Sue snarking on Dan.

Yes! Progress?