+ creepy music! That tells you something is up with that Mammoth.

The dialogue is just horrendous.
Tucci: "So what are you running away from?"
Hot Spanish chick: "Everybody is running away from something here."

What was Dr. Krieger's Pigley 4 doing there?

Montez don't need no viagra to go all night long.

"Krieg nicht Lieb"…what language is that supposed to be? Cause it sure as hell doesn't mean anything in German.

The key problem with the show is that there is no progression. Halfway through season 5 and we're still in the same locale as season 1, episode 1. Every week it's the same old story…kill zombies or rival groups, move on to the next place, encounter baddies, lose a group member, midseason break, rinse and repeat. They…

White cop shooting an unarmed African American…some things never change, even during the Zombiepocalypse.

American Horror Story: Assless Chaps

How come all their kids are blonde?

So just to be sure, vaginas can't suck you in, right?

The German Shepherd was only following orders though.

He farted on a fellow employee this week.

Fruitopia…never forget! †

We came here for the sanctuary, we stayed for the food.

Word of advice…you never go full Amish.

"Better forget teaching Timmy math, he's going to need to learn Mandarin."

Half a dozen black zombies in one episode. This one's for you T-Dawg.

The Walking Dead…bringing families together.

C+? This was easily one of the best episodes of the last 3 seasons. If the scenes with Lizzy made you laugh I suggest you talk to someone about those emotional responses.

She has been endowed alright…with a glorious set of tittays!