Elegant Victorian Lady and Jack The Ripper are both the same dude.

worrywort is correct.

Friday the thirteenth falls on a Thursday this month.

Man, what the fuck?
Did we just get invaded by a bunch of The Game-reading assholes? Pretty sure I'm dumber for having read — and contributed to, mea culpa — that whole first page.

3. 30 Rock

X-Men suuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Um, hasn't it been stated everywhere that Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Cobra Commander? I don't give a shit, and I still knew that.

Aw, shit. I always liked Mink DeVille, and kind of held out hope that Willy might have some kind of late-career renaissance a la Solomon Burke or someone where he would get his just props.

Pretty sure logic could have told us that, GH.

I never use Redbox because I'm too much of a hipster douchebag to be interested in new releases. If I haven't seen them in the theater, I'm probably not going to see them.

When you said hello, you had me.

One of?

The Saint is awesome, though the first few times I listened to it I experiencd a bit of cognitive dissonance, thinking that the heroic Templar must be up to no good just because he had Vincent Price's voice.

Oh, wait, you meant you read it. Shit. Ignore me.

Statement, even.

What's not true? That no one uses "Ariz." except tools? Because that's the only satement I made.

fucked.

Unabiding?

Humorless? That's my cue to never check this out.

TWfS — you mean intra-industry.