It's not that hard to learn French or Portuguese, guys. If you took high-school Spanish, half the work is done for you already.

"All made up?" No one's saying that you have to believe in the Resurrection or the Flood or the Garden of Eden, but as far as the history of the Jewish state it's as accurate as any ancient text is going to be.

Owed? He has a production credit, has written episodes, and sold NBC the rights. Unless for some reason somebody's not honoring a contract, he's getting all the money he's owed from them.

That Pride & Prej piece of crap…
What in God's name is so "praiseworthy" about it? It didn't seem to be worthy of any praise you cared to give.

Tommy and Bat Groening win not only the thread or the Internet but life the universe and everything.

"I have not the smallest objection to explaining them," said he, as soon as she allowed him to speak. "You either choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage in…

@Ms. Gilmore:

@Reck: I had to scroll down and make sure someone said it. Thanks.

Punky Brewster terrors!
Holy shit, Zack, that same episode of Punky Brewster sent me screaming through the family hallway in the middle of the night after watching it at age eight or whatever. I didn't even remember the Indian and spiders until you mentioned it; all I knew was that it was the Halloween episode and I…

Yeah, I read Frankenstein Unbound and Dracula Unbound in a row, and the shittiness of the second one kept me away from Aldiss for a long time. I'm going to have to reinvestigate, sounds like.

For people who that doesn't scare off:

Look closely:

Zing!

Certainly the most charming of her male characters we're supposed to like. Of course he's set against the sheer awfulness of Thorpe, and anyone would look good in that light.

Sublime has iconic stature? I hate my generation.

Wait, Sondheim is high art now?

I am a believer and anyone who thinks they hears the voice of God is fucking insane.

Fuck. Stanton. Not Lasseter. Or Bird.

No A Blaffair To Rememblack?
Buncha racist crackers….

Best Newsradio sequence ever.